honey bunches of taint.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
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OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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