Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry