Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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