My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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