That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
