Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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