I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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