I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
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Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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