Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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