@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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