I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
You can't just leave with hair like that
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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