Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
