That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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