You're so nebulous sometimes
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
where are my eyebrows?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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