her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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