You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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