i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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