would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
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If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
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He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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