Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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