I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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