doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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