so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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