I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
