break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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