He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Randomize
