Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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