yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
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So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
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