that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
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But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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