I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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