i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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