Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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