After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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