Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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