What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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