Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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