There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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