I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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