It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
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Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
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Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
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