Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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