I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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