I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
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