Can Purell be used as lube?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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