I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
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She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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