last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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