shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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