isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
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Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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