well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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