dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
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im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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