Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
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