Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
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"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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