I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
this is an emotional support booty call
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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