so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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