started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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