are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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