I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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