Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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