It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I'm so fucking centered right now
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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