Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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