We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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